Issue #344 | Why Men Can't Stop Wearing Slutty Short Shorts

Why Men Can't Stop Wearing Slutty Short Shorts

Last summer, for at least a moment, it looked like long shorts were poised for a comeback. But now we know this was just a quick detour before dudes decided once again to bare about as much thigh as you can get away with in public. The Short Shorts Revival, as coined by Eileen Carter at GQ after Chris Pine sported a corduroy number, is suddenly upon us. “In gyms, on beaches, in streets, in bars, clubs, and in razor-sharp thirst traps, short shorts have prevailed. Again. The summer of 2024 is destined for slutty menswear and the people who love it once more.”

GQ

This Rolex Has Been Discontinued. But You Can Win One Here

[Partner] The Premium Time Company has made a name for itself by holding contests for some of the most coveted watches in the world, and its next is no exception. Up for grabs is Rolex’s Cosmograph Daytona ‘Panda,’ nicknamed for its white dial and black bezel that Paul Newman made famous when he wore one of the originals in the 1960s. The Panda has since been discontinued, making it very hard to come by. This one is brand spanking new, box, papers, and all, and the contest maxes out at 700 tickets at around $75 each. You do the math.

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Tom Selleck's Most Iconic Style Moments

His mustache just can’t lose. And while Tom Selleck’s upper-lip style might pay the bills, it’s the sharp suiting, blue jean getups, and jetsetting ensembles he’s worn over the years that have always brought home the big bucks. Timed with his newly released memoir, You Never Know—and 30 years after naming him one of Hollywood’s best-dressed men—Esquire is taking the opportunity to revisit some of Selleck’s absolute knockout looks. Pay attention, and take notes.

Esquire

In Men’s Style, You Get to Pick Two: Affordable, Quality, or Easy

Conventional wisdom says you can’t have it all. This Venn diagram on men’s clothing agrees. Borrowing from the service tag that only two of three perks—good, fast, or cheap—can be had at a time, Primer argues that the same goes for men’s clothes, with your options being two of these: affordability, quality, and how easy it is to find and buy something. Please, don’t do this math every time you buy, lest you go mad. But the observations elaborated on herein will give you some perspective on where you tend to fall, which will only help you hone your personal style.

Primer

All the Best Shorts and Shirts On Sale for Memorial Day

If you were waiting for a sign to round out your summer style, this is it. The Memorial Day discounts are in full effect right now from some of our favorite brands, with all the shorts and shirts you need to put off a serious vibe while sipping sbagliatos poolside. There’s Corridor’s famous woven short sleeve button-downs, and a lineup of linen ones from J.Crew. Huckberry is doing 40 percent off heaps of gear, including this Gitman Vintage seersucker Cuban and utility trunks from North Face. Abercrombie & Fitch’s pull-on shorts come in more colors than we can count, and this recycled-nylon pair from Madewell is going for less than $30. For other absolutely bang-up savings, head to GQ—like today—for more deals that won’t last.

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